Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa
Leon Schuster or âSchuks Tshabalalaâ and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include âHeinzâ from Germany, âYotiâ from Greece, âJean-Pierreâ from France, âKoertâ from The Netherlands, âRajinâ from India, âMaggieâ from Ireland and âXing Xangâ from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.